my mother did not appreciate me saying

that i can watch p*rn because i am now 18

mom, i'm right

still another year until i can buy it shakes fist

anyways yeah, it's been like a day since my birthday i just wanted to say that bc i thought it was funny ,,, my mom was like "no, u cannot watch p*rn" and i was like DDD::::: but mom

i'm 18

apparently i have to be 21 to watch it

well jokes on u

i'm still pure i SWEAR